I Am the True Cell Phone Tower

If Jesus came to the Earth in 21st century America instead of 0th century Palestine, no doubt he would use different metaphors to help us understand him. He went to an agrarian society and therefore used many farming related metaphors. Below are some ideas as to what he might say to our society.

“I am the true cell phone charger. Your cell phone can only last so long on its own before it dies. I am the conduit through which your life sustaining power comes.”

“I am the true cell phone tower. I am the conduit of the data from the sky and will reveal things to you that would be impossible on your own.”

“I am the true 401k. I AM well able to provide security and peace of mind when the storms of life come.”

“I am the true retirement. I will give you rest from the labors and toil of this earth’s work and place you beyond the stresses of the daily grind.”

Any other ideas for current metaphors He might use?

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  1. Reply
    June 11, 2015 at 7:14 am

    I am the true bank. My bank holds all of the riches of God, love, joy, and peace, in your account. In my bank, your account cannot be overdrawn.

  2. Reply
    Thomas Fortson
    June 11, 2015 at 2:17 pm

    Great one!

  3. Reply
    June 12, 2015 at 8:29 am

    I am the true kitchen sink. If anyone is thirsty let him come to me and drink. I do nothing on my own but it is the father who works through me for I am the true faucet through which the great aquifer flows. I do nothing on my own initiative, but I flow as the Father taught Me. I am the true faucet and the true drain which takes away the sins of the world.

    Ephesians 2:15-16
    I am the true Welder that’s makes the two: One.
    I am the true wire brush that makes the pieces clean.
    I am the true clamp bringing to rest, the portions to be joined.
    I am the true torch releasing blinding light and intensity of heat.
    I am the true finished work: the one new man: the third race: christ

    Gen 1.3
    I am the true light bulb.
    (from the reservoir of voltage (The Father) a flow of power (current) (the HS) is released though a filament (Christ who laid aside his divinity to become a man) which releases light.). As the atoms in the filament are excited when current flows through it, the orbiting electrons in the atoms that make up the filament are raised to higher orbital levels (states). But the nature of the electron is to always want to go to its natural lower orbital state (be humble as it were). And, as it does so, a photon (light packet) is emitted (released). Christ is revealed to us as a man who lives by the life of another (his father). As the life of another flows through him he operates in the higher realms (higher orbital states). But like water, his nature is to take the humble and low place. In the process of returning to that low place (orbital state), light is released.
    Let there be light.

    1. Reply
      Thomas Fortson
      June 14, 2015 at 8:01 am

      Woah Tim you took it to the next level 🙂
      Thats pretty awesome dude; I’m gonna use that at some point I’m sure!

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